Rants of a 4th Year Nothing

Important euphemisms, you guys!

We’ve all heard the “Kristen Stewart can’t come out before Twilight is finished because it would distort her for-Edward’s-penis-only billion dollar persona” argument.





Then this past week, Kristen appeared on Oprah with the rest of Twilight’s main cast. Here is part of the transcript.

KRISTEN STEWART: I get so nervous, and…
OPRAH WINFREY (HOST): Okay, let me give you a hug.
OPRAH WINFREY (HOST): Let me give you a hug. It’s okay. It’s okay. Yeah. Really? Okay, and you’re nervous why? Tell me why.
KRISTEN STEWART: Well, you know, this means a lot to you guys, and it’s the same deal for me. I understand that your words have weight, and I mince them when I know that everybody’s waiting for them. You know what I mean? It’s, like…
OPRAH WINFREY (HOST): Well, really, we’re just waiting for your truth. We just want you to be whoever you want us to know you to be, because I understand that being in front of the camera, a person can’t know your whole life, but I don’t think anybody’s waiting for anything other than for you just to sort of be yourself. So feel really at home.
OPRAH WINFREY (HOST): Just feel really at home. Feel comfortable with that.
OPRAH WINFREY (HOST): But we can tell that you really care so much for the character. You really care so much for who Bella is.

Oprah knows things we don’t, man! *covers mouth and giggles* The end.