Must be capable of preparing a turkey dinner.
I’ve been reading @phronk’s Horrors of Internet Dating for a couple of months now. I expected the posts to make me a more cautious and attentive OKCupid lurker. Unfortunately, OKCupid is one of the less creepy dating sites, and so I never bothered to go on lookout-mode for golden awfulnesses that would be worthy of a blog entry. These two I’m about to show you just sort of happened.
Guy 1:
Now would be a good time to mention that Guy 1 is the splitting image of Evgeni Plushenko.
Moving on…
Neat. My tuition this year was also thousands of dollars. It was five thousand dollars. That’s like a bajillion dollars!
Now picture Evgeni Plushenko trying to convince you that he is your Prince Charming, while waving around an iPad. Oh, and thanks for the advice.
He was thoughtful enough to draft a list of 10 ideal traits he desires in his future woman, so that YOU do not waste his time. Here are my favourites:
…there are no words.
I guess that comes with being a member of the IRON RING CLUUUUB.
Miscellaneous horror:
And lastly:
Fuck you.
Guy 2:
This date is over.
