This rant blog is now one of those Asian-American snark blogs.



(2:04:29 AM) jeremy: in my mind there should be tall handsome asian men with big packages repairing our reputation
(2:04:57 AM) wendy: maybe our kid will look like that
(2:05:09 AM) wendy: my uncles are tall, and I probably carry a recessive tall male gene
(2:05:40 AM) jeremy: my parents are not tall but i have relatives who are
(2:05:60 AM) jeremy: not over 6 feet but 5’10” 5’11” which is ok
(2:06:11 AM) jeremy: we will maker her/him swim a lot
(2:06:19 AM) jeremy: and give them hormone laden foods
(2:06:27 AM) jeremy: and hang them from chains
(2:06:42 AM) jeremy: also its strange for you to say “maybe our kid will look like that” :P
(2:06:59 AM) wendy: yes I know
(2:07:09 AM) wendy: also my paternal grandad was 6ft tall
(2:07:17 AM) jeremy: sweet ok
(2:07:32 AM) jeremy: we’ll have sexy asian drama star kids
(2:08:01 AM) jeremy: ship them to korea for surgery
(2:07:47 AM) wendy: yeah. or else we’ll threaten to disown them
(2:08:00 AM) wendy: we’ll be just like parents who force their children to be doctors
(2:08:09 AM) wendy: but instead, they have to redeem the entire race of asians
(2:08:10 AM) jeremy: except to be super hot and hip and artsy
(2:08:16 AM) jeremy: and they rebell and be ugly accountants
(2:08:52 AM) jeremy: who get really red at the company end of tax season parties and dont get promoted to managers because nobody can picture them in a leadership role